Complete Identity Audit
$397
$597
🪞 You Can See Your Life... But Can You See the Identity Looking Through It?
You know what is happening in your life...
You know what your love life looks like. You know what is happening with your money. You know where your career or business stands, how your relationships feel, how you see yourself, how you feel about your body, what you have accomplished, what you are still trying to change, and what you desperately wish would finally be different. But knowing the circumstances of your life is not the same thing as seeing the Identity experiencing them.
And this is where things get interesting...
Because you may not be occupying the same Identity everywhere.
You can feel completely secure in your career and deeply insecure in love.
You can know your worth in friendships while constantly questioning it in romantic relationships.
You can feel confident in who you are as a person while criticizing everything you see when you look in the mirror.
You can be successful on paper while still feeling like you haven't done enough.
You can make more money than you ever have before and still experience money from an Identity that never feels like there is enough.
And sometimes, what looks like five completely different problems is actually the same Identity pattern wearing five different outfits.
You can become so busy trying to fix each circumstance individually that you never actually zoom out far enough to see who you are being across your life. But there are parts of your Identity that can be difficult to see while you are standing in the middle of your own personal shit show. 😂
That is what makes a blind spot a blind spot. It's not hidden because you are unintelligent, unaware, or incapable of figuring anything out. It's hidden because you can't see every angle from your current position.
You can inspect every piece of your life individually, analyze it from twelve different directions, and build a conspiracy board with red string connecting every circumstance you've ever experienced... 😂
Or you can use a second mirror.
For this audit, I become the second mirror.
🔍 What I Will Audit
Using the answers you provide in your private intake questionnaire after purchase, I will personally examine your Identity across the major areas of your life, including:
✨ Love & Romantic Relationships
✨ Money & Finances
✨ Career, Business & Success
✨ Family, Friendships & Non-Romantic Relationships
✨ Self-Worth, Confidence & Self-Image
✨ Body Image & Your Relationship With Your Body
✨ Lifestyle, Fulfillment & Personal Life
But I am not simply going to audit each area as though they exist in seven completely separate universes.
I will also examine:
✨ The experiences you genuinely desire across your life
✨ Who you are being within each major area right now
✨ The Identity from which what you desire would actually be normal
✨ Where your Identity changes depending on the area or circumstance
✨ The roles and positions you repeatedly occupy
✨ What you automatically make unwanted experiences mean about you
✨ Where you still require outside proof before deciding who you are
✨ The performances, strategies, and behaviors operating from those identities
✨ The patterns that appear across multiple areas of your life
✨ The contradictions between what you understand and what you actually occupy
✨ Where your authority still lives
✨ What keeps becoming the center instead of Self
✨ The larger Identity patterns connecting seemingly unrelated circumstances
✨ The type and level of support that would genuinely benefit you next
This is not a generic personality quiz that adds up your answers and announces:
“Congratulations! You're The Resilient Visionary! You're independent but secretly crave connection, destined for success, and apparently represented by a majestic mountain.” 🏔️
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
I will personally review your responses, examine both the individual areas and the connections between them, identify what I can see from outside your experience, and give you an honest recommendation based on what I genuinely believe would help you next.
🧭 Your Personalized Recommendation
Not everyone needs the same next step.
Some of you may already have what you need and simply need to see what you have not been able to see from inside your own experience. Some may benefit from the teaching, resources, livestreams, and support available inside The Alchemysts community.
Others may need a self-paced challenge or course, a focused 1:1 response or call, private coaching, a structured Intensive, or deeper personalized work.
I'm not going to recommend that everybody purchase the same thing simply because I happen to sell it. That would not be an audit.
That would be a sales pitch wearing glasses, carrying a clipboard, and repeatedly saying, “According to my professional findings, everyone needs the most expensive thing.” 🤓
No.
The purpose of this audit is to determine what would genuinely benefit you based on:
🔥 The Identity you are currently occupying across your life
🔥 The areas where the greatest contradictions or blind spots appear
🔥 The transformation you actually want
🔥 What you have already tried
🔥 The patterns connecting multiple areas of your life
🔥 The support you actually need
🔥 Your readiness to participate
🔥 How you prefer to invest your time and money
If I believe you already have what you need to continue without purchasing anything else, I will tell you that.
If I believe something I already offer would support you, I will explain what I recommend and why.
If I believe you need something deeper, we are going to talk about that too.
No cookie-cutter prescriptions. No automatic upsell conveyor belt. No diagnosing everybody with a severe case of “needs my most expensive offer.” 😂
📩 Two Personalized Follow-Up Emails
Your Complete Identity Audit also includes two separate follow-up emails, where you can submit up to two written questions per follow-up directly related to your completed audit and the desires covered within it. You can use these follow-ups for clarification or additional personalized guidance.
After you've read your completed audit, you can submit your first set of questions. Once you've received my response, you can then submit your second set. That's up to four questions across two separate exchanges, giving you the opportunity to ask further questions after considering my first response.
Submit the questions for each follow-up together. These follow-ups do not include an additional audit, analysis of entirely new areas or unrelated circumstances, or ongoing email coaching.
✍️ Complete Your Audit Thoughtfully
After purchasing your Complete Identity Audit, you will be redirected to your private intake questionnaire. Your audit begins there.
And the questionnaire is not just paperwork you have to get through before I can do the “real” work.
It is part of the audit process itself.
The questions are intentionally designed to help me look beyond individual circumstances and understand the Identity you are occupying across the major areas of your life, including where the same patterns may be appearing in places that seem completely unrelated.
You may even begin connecting dots, noticing contradictions, or recognizing patterns while answering the questions that you had never connected before.
This is a comprehensive questionnaire, so there is no need to rush through it. Take your time and answer thoughtfully. Your 7-business-day delivery window does not begin until your completed questionnaire is submitted.
The quality of your audit depends on the quality of the information you provide.
You do NOT need to submit your complete autobiography from birth through this morning, complete with screenshots, bank statements, family trees, performance reviews, childhood report cards, supporting exhibits, and sworn testimony from everyone who has ever known you. 😂
But because this audit examines your Identity across your life, your answers do need to be honest, specific, and detailed enough for me to understand:
💜 What you genuinely want across the major areas of your life
💜 Who you desire to be when those experiences are simply normal for you
💜 Who you are repeatedly being within each area right now
💜 What your circumstances automatically make you assume about yourself
💜 Where the same roles, meanings, and patterns keep appearing
💜 Where your Identity seems to contradict itself from one area to another
💜 Where you are struggling to occupy, trust, or return to the Identity you actually desire
Don't answer with what you think the “correct” Identity answer should be.
Do not give me the version of you that sounds the most self-aware, evolved, secure, successful, abundant, detached, or spiritually impressive.
And don't give me the polished coaching-language answer while the real answer is tied up in the basement banging on the pipes.
Tell me what is actually happening.
Because this audit is specifically designed to connect dots across your life, something you believe is insignificant in one area may become VERY significant when I see the same pattern appearing somewhere else.
A polished performance only gives me a polished performance to audit. I cannot reflect what you refuse to place in front of the mirror. 🪞
🪞 Ready to See the Complete Picture?
The Complete Identity Audit is normally $597... you're getting your personalized Complete Identity Audit for $397!
After purchasing, you will be redirected to your private Complete Identity Audit questionnaire. Complete it as honestly and thoroughly as you can. Once your completed questionnaire is submitted, I will personally review your responses, audit the Identity operating within each major area of your life, identify the patterns and contradictions connecting them, and deliver your completed Complete Identity Audit + personalized recommendation to the email address associated with your purchase within 7 business days of your completed intake submission.
If for any reason the redirect does not load after purchase, don't worry. Your purchase confirmation email will also include a direct link to your private questionnaire.
📌 One Purchase = One Completed Intake
Your Complete Identity Audit purchase includes one completed questionnaire submission.
The first completed questionnaire submitted using the email address associated with your purchase will be treated as your official intake.
Please review your answers carefully before submitting. Do not submit the questionnaire multiple times to add information, replace an answer, correct something you forgot, or update me on something that happened after you submitted it.
Additional submissions will not replace your original questionnaire unless I specifically contact you and authorize a replacement because your original submission falls outside the defined scope of this service.
If you want another Complete Identity Audit later based on significant changes, new circumstances, or a new baseline you want me to examine, that would require a new Audit purchase.
Your 7-business-day delivery window begins when your completed intake questionnaire is submitted. Your completed audit will be delivered to the email address associated with your purchase.
Important Disclaimer:
I am not a medical professional, therapist, psychologist, psychiatrist, financial advisor, legal professional, or mental health provider. This service is not medical advice, mental health care, diagnosis, treatment, financial advice, legal advice, or a replacement for professional support. Please use discretion and seek the appropriate professional care or guidance where needed. You must be 18 or older to purchase this service.
Important Scope Notice:
The Complete Identity Audit is designed to analyze identity patterns across the major areas of your life, including love and relationships, money and finances, career, business and success, family and friendships, self-worth, confidence, self-image, body image, lifestyle, fulfillment, and your relationship with Self. While your responses may include circumstances involving your finances, career, body, relationships, or other areas of your life, this audit examines the Identity you are occupying within those experiences. It does not provide medical, mental-health, financial, legal, nutritional, or other professional assessment or advice.
It is not an appropriate service for processing active crises, suicidal thoughts or history requiring professional assessment, severe emotional distress, abuse, housing emergencies, medical concerns, financial or legal matters requiring professional guidance, or circumstances requiring mental-health treatment or crisis intervention.
If your submitted questionnaire includes concerns or circumstances that fall outside the defined scope of this service, I may decline to complete your audit based on that submission and notify you directly.
If this occurs, you will be given one opportunity to submit a replacement questionnaire that falls within the scope of the Complete Identity Audit. Your replacement submission must comply with the stated boundaries of this service while providing the information necessary for me to examine your Identity across the major areas of your life.
If an authorized replacement questionnaire is submitted, your 7-business-day delivery window begins when the completed replacement questionnaire is submitted.
If your replacement submission also contains material that falls outside the scope of this service, includes prohibited subject matter, or otherwise does not comply with the stated requirements, your audit will not be completed.
Please do not use the Complete Identity Audit as a substitute for therapy, crisis support, medical care, financial or legal guidance, nutritional guidance, or another qualified professional service.
📌 All Sales Are Final
All Complete Identity Audit purchases are final and non-refundable.
Submitting a questionnaire that falls outside the stated scope of this service does not make your purchase eligible for a refund. If your original submission falls outside the defined scope, the one permitted replacement questionnaire described above is your opportunity to correct your submission.
By purchasing, you acknowledge that you are responsible for reviewing the scope, requirements, and limitations of the Complete Identity Audit before completing your questionnaire.
Please review the Terms & Conditions before purchasing.