Love Identity Audit
$197
$297
🪞 You Can See Your Love Life... But Can You See the Identity Looking Through It?
You know what has happened. You know who said what, who left, who came back, who committed, who didn't, what keeps repeating, what you have tried to change, and what you desperately wish would finally be different. But knowing the circumstances is not the same thing as seeing the identity experiencing them.
You can consume manifestation content, analyze attachment styles, follow dating rules, affirm until you're hoarse, force yourself to detach, strategically disappear, and perform “I am so unbothered” while internally being VERY bothered. 😂
You can become so busy analyzing them, the relationship, and the circumstances that you never actually see who you are being inside of it. But there are parts of your identity that can be difficult to see while you are standing in the middle of your own personal shit show. 😂
That is what makes a blind spot a blind spot. It's not hidden because you are unintelligent, unaware, or incapable of figuring anything out. It's hidden because you can't see every angle from your current position.
You can move every mirror in the house, stand on a chair, bend yourself into a question mark, and turn your bathroom into a low-budget Cirque du Soleil production trying to see the back of your own head.
Or you can use a second mirror.
For this audit, I become the second mirror.
🔍 What I Will Audit
Using the answers you provide in your private intake questionnaire after purchase, I will personally examine:
✨ The love experience you genuinely desire
✨ The Love Identity from which the love experience you desire would be normal
✨ Your current Love Identity baseline
✨ The role you repeatedly occupy in love
✨ The patterns that keep surviving every change of cast
✨ What you automatically make unwanted experiences mean about you
✨ The performances, strategies, and behaviors operating from that identity
✨ Where your authority still lives
✨ What or who remains at the center
✨ The gap between what you understand and what has actually become normal for you
✨ The type and level of support that would genuinely benefit you next
This is not a generic quiz that spits out the same recycled paragraph for everyone who selects Option C.
You will not receive:
“Your Love Identity is The Hopeless Romantic! You love deeply and sometimes forget yourself. Here is a butterfly graphic.” 🦋
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
I will personally review your responses, identify what I can see from outside the experience, and give you an honest recommendation based on what I genuinely believe would help you next.
🧭 Your Personalized Recommendation
Not everyone needs the same next step.
Some of you may already have what you need and simply need to see what you have not been able to see from inside the experience. Some may benefit from the teaching, resources, livestreams, and support available inside The Alchemysts community.
Others may need a self-paced challenge or course, a focused 1:1 response or call, private coaching, a structured Intensive, or deeper personalized work.
I'm not going to recommend that everybody purchase the same thing simply because I happen to sell it. That would not be an audit.
That would be a sales pitch wearing glasses, carrying a clipboard, and repeatedly saying, “According to my professional findings, everyone needs the most expensive thing.” 🤓
No.
The purpose of this audit is to determine what would genuinely benefit you based on:
🔥 Your current Love Identity baseline
🔥 The transformation you want
🔥 What you have already tried
🔥 The support you actually need
🔥 Your readiness to participate
🔥 How you prefer to invest your time and money
If I believe you already have what you need to continue without purchasing anything else, I will tell you that.
If I believe something I already offer would support you, I will explain what I recommend and why.
If I believe you need something deeper, we are going to talk about that too.
No cookie-cutter prescriptions. No automatic upsell conveyor belt. No diagnosing everybody with a severe case of “needs my most expensive offer.” 😂
📩 One Personalized Follow-Up Email
Your Love Identity Audit also includes one follow-up email, where you can ask up to two questions directly related to your completed audit and the love experience you desire. After you've read your completed audit, you can use this follow-up for clarification or additional personalized guidance. I will personally address your questions in one written email response.
Submit your questions together in one email. This follow-up does not include an additional audit, analysis of unrelated circumstances, or ongoing email coaching.
✍️ Complete Your Audit Thoughtfully
After purchasing your Love Identity Audit, you will be redirected to your private intake questionnaire. Your audit begins there.
And the questionnaire is not just paperwork you have to get through before I can do the “real” work.
It is part of the audit process itself.
The questions are designed to help me see beyond the circumstances of your love life and understand the identity experiencing them. You may even begin recognizing patterns, contradictions, assumptions, or things you have never connected before simply by answering them.
There is no need to rush through it. Take your time and answer thoughtfully. Your 7-business-day delivery window does not begin until your completed questionnaire is submitted.
The quality of your audit depends on the quality of the information you provide.
You do NOT need to submit a 55-chapter relationship memoir complete with screenshots, witness statements, supporting exhibits, and a foreword written by Brandon’s mother.
But your answers do need to be honest, specific, and detailed enough for me to understand:
💜 What you want
💜 Who you genuinely desire to be in love
💜 The position you have been occupying
💜 What keeps happening beneath the circumstances
💜 Where you are struggling to return to Self
Don't answer with what you think the “correct” Love Identity answer should be. Do not give me the answer you think sounds the most self-aware, evolved, detached, secure, or spiritually impressive. And don't give me the polished coaching-language answer while the real answer is tied up in the basement banging on the pipes.
Tell me what is actually happening.
A polished performance only gives me a polished performance to audit. I cannot reflect what you refuse to place in front of the mirror. 🪞
🪞 Ready for Your Second Mirror?
The Love Identity Audit is normally $297... you're getting your personalized Love Identity Audit for $197!
After purchasing, you will be redirected to your private Love Identity Audit questionnaire. Complete it as honestly and thoroughly as you can. Once your completed questionnaire is submitted, I will personally review your responses, audit the Love Identity operating beneath your circumstances, and deliver your completed audit and personalized recommendation to the email address associated with your purchase within 7 business days of your completed intake submission.
If for any reason the redirect does not load after purchase, don't worry. Your purchase confirmation email will also include a direct link to your private questionnaire.
📌 One Purchase = One Completed Intake
Your Love Identity Audit purchase includes one completed questionnaire submission.
The first completed questionnaire submitted using the email address associated with your purchase will be treated as your official intake.
Please review your answers carefully before submitting. Do not submit the questionnaire multiple times to add information, replace an answer, correct something you forgot, or update me on something that happened after you submitted it.
Additional submissions will not replace your original questionnaire unless I specifically contact you and authorize a replacement because your original submission falls outside the defined scope of this service.
If you want another Love Identity Audit later based on new circumstances, a different relationship dynamic, or changes that occurred after your original submission, that would require a new Audit purchase.
💜 Want to Earn a Special Challenge Completion Rate Instead?
Before purchasing your Love Identity Audit here, you also have another option.
My 3 Day Love Identity Reset Challenge is available inside The Alchemysts community on Skool.
This isn't three days of affirming harder, pretending you don't care, or finding a shinier technique to make somebody finally choose you.
The Challenge is designed to expose the scripts you were handed about love, the roles you learned to occupy inside those scripts, and the performances that promise to help while quietly keeping someone else at the center.
I highly encourage this route if you have not completed the Challenge yet. Many participants wanting to manifest changes in their love lives have found it extremely transformational in how they view love and themselves within romantic dynamics.
You can access the Challenge in one of three ways:
💜 Premium Membership: The complete Challenge is included with your membership, along with additional community resources and benefits.
💜 VIP Membership: The complete Challenge is included, along with the highest level of community access, resources, and support.
💜 Standard Membership: You can join at the Standard level and purchase the complete Challenge separately for $37.
Premium and VIP include far more than access to this Challenge, so I encourage you to explore the membership options and choose the level that makes the most sense for the support you want.
Once you have completed all three days of the 3 Day Love Identity Reset Challenge AND submitted all three assignments, you will qualify for a private Challenge Completion Reward rate for your Love Identity Audit.
In other words, you can purchase your Love Identity Audit for $197 below, or you can complete the Challenge first, do the work, submit your assignments, and earn access to the special completion offer.
And frankly? I would love for you to do the Challenge first.
Not because you need to “qualify” to understand your identity, but because what you uncover during those three days may give you even more awareness to bring into your Love Identity Audit questionnaire when I become your second mirror. 🪞💜
JOIN THE ALCHEMYSTS + ACCESS THE CHALLENGE
Your 7-business-day delivery window begins when your completed intake questionnaire is submitted. Your completed audit will be delivered to the email address associated with your purchase.
Important Disclaimer:
I am not a medical professional, therapist, psychologist, psychiatrist, financial advisor, legal professional, or mental health provider. This service is not medical advice, mental health care, diagnosis, treatment, financial advice, legal advice, or a replacement for professional support. Please use discretion and seek the appropriate professional care or guidance where needed. You must be 18 or older to purchase this service.
Important Scope Notice:
The Love Identity Audit is designed to analyze identity patterns related to love, romantic relationships, dating, marriage, reconciliation, an ex or specific person, connection, and Self. It is not an appropriate service for processing active crises, suicidal thoughts or history requiring professional assessment, severe emotional distress, abuse, housing emergencies, medical concerns, financial or legal matters requiring professional guidance, or circumstances requiring mental-health treatment or crisis intervention.
If your submitted questionnaire includes concerns or circumstances that fall outside the defined scope of this service, I may decline to complete your audit based on that submission and notify you directly.
If this occurs, you will be given one opportunity to submit a replacement questionnaire that falls within the scope of the Love Identity Audit. This replacement must still focus on identity within love and romantic relationships and comply with the stated boundaries of this service.
If an authorized replacement questionnaire is submitted, your 7-business-day delivery window begins when the completed replacement questionnaire is submitted.
If your replacement submission also contains material that falls outside the scope of this service, includes prohibited subject matter, or otherwise does not comply with the stated requirements, your audit will not be completed.
Please do not use the Love Identity Audit as a substitute for therapy, crisis support, medical care, financial or legal guidance, or another qualified professional service.
📌 All Sales Are Final
All Love Identity Audit purchases are final and non-refundable.
Submitting a questionnaire that falls outside the stated scope of this service does not make your purchase eligible for a refund. If your original submission falls outside the defined scope, the one permitted replacement questionnaire described above is your opportunity to correct your submission.
By purchasing, you acknowledge that you are responsible for reviewing the scope, requirements, and limitations of the Love Identity Audit before completing your questionnaire.
Please review the Terms & Conditions before purchasing.