THE RECIPE 🧵 — Mini Birth Chart Reading
$33.33
You know your Sun, Moon & Rising… but what happens when we put all that shit TOGETHER? 👀
THE RECIPE is my straight-to-the-point natal chart breakdown for the people who saw my celebrity chart breakdowns and said, “Okay, now do ME.” 😂
I’m pulling your chart and breaking down the placements and aspects that stand out the MOST — in regular-ass language.
We’re getting into your personality, emotional patterns, love & attraction style, relationship energy, and the little astrological ingredients that make you YOU.
This is NOT my full Meet Yourself Natal Chart Reading. There’s no personalized PDF, workbook, journal prompts or full-chart deep dive.
This is the quick version.
I pull the chart. I find the tea. I give you the fucking recipe. 🧵
**** Don’t know your birth time? That’s okay! I can still read a lot of your chart, but your Rising sign and houses may not be accurate without it.
Justine
“I thought I knew my chart but I was WRONG. You read me to bits”
Shannon
“I am absolutely intrigued by reading this. I will probably need to read it a few more times to really absorb it all.”
Leah
“This was really excellent and well worth the price! Thank you!”
Sulaiman
“You nailed it! That's how I am.”