24hr Rush - 5 Card Reading

$100

PLEASE ALLOW UP TO 24 HOURS FOR DELIVERY

This 5-card reading comes with my blunt, foul-mouthed take on each, plus an “all things considered” wrap-up -delivered fast enough to make your head spin.

I’m not a witch or tarot reader. This is parody and for entertainment only. I read intuitively, which means not every card will land in your favor. I say what hits me first - sweet, savage, or chaotic.

If you know me from social media, you already know the vibe. Cards are shuffled bridge-style, cut, and your video is recorded and sent within 24 hours. Guaranteed.

24hr Rush - 5 Card Reading

$100

PLEASE ALLOW UP TO 24 HOURS FOR DELIVERY

This 5-card reading comes with my blunt, foul-mouthed take on each, plus an “all things considered” wrap-up -delivered fast enough to make your head spin.

If you know me from social media, you already know the vibe. Cards are shuffled bridge-style, cut, and your video is recorded and sent within 24 hours. Guaranteed.