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This reading includes 3 cards with my blunt, foul-mouthed take on each, plus an “all things considered” wrap-up.
I am NOT a tarot reader. This is parody and for entertainment only. I read intuitively, and not every card will be in your favor - I say what comes to me, unfiltered.
If you know me from social media, you already know my style. Cards are shuffled bridge-style until it feels right, then cut, and your video is recorded.