RITUAL SPECIAL - RECORDED BIRTH CHART $111

NORMALLY $288 - NOW $111 in time for the Ritual 10/25/2026

(special ends 10/24 at 6pm EDT if you want your chart done prior to the ritual!)

YOUR RECORDED BIRTH CHART READING

Your whole chart. My interpretation. Delivered straight to your inbox.

You know your Sun sign.

You probably know your Moon and Rising.

Maybe you've plugged your birth information into an astrology app, Googled approximately 37 different placements, and accumulated a truly impressive collection of screenshots explaining yourself to yourself. 😂

But at some point you start wondering:

Okay... but what does all of this mean TOGETHER?

That's what I'm looking at.

This isn't an automated chart report or a list of individual placements you could Google yourself.

I sit down with your entire birth chart and read it in the context of an actual human life.

Yours.

THIS IS WHERE THE CHART GETS INTERESTING.

Your chart contains a lot of information.

I'm interested in the patterns that emerge when we stop looking at every placement individually and start looking at how they interact.

Your relationships.

Your work.

Your family dynamics.

Your creativity.

The roles you've learned to play.

The parts of yourself you've questioned or minimized.

The things you seem to keep coming back to.

The chapter of life you're in now.

And yes, sometimes the placement that makes me stop mid-reading and go:

“Ohhhh. Okay. We need to fucking talk about THIS.”

THIS READING CAN BE ESPECIALLY USEFUL WHEN...

You're going through a divorce or major relationship change.

You're questioning your career or considering a completely different direction.

You're trying to understand what you actually want after years of doing what made sense on paper.

You're curious about your intuitive or spiritual side.

You keep noticing the same patterns showing up in different parts of your life.

You're in a major transition and want another framework for understanding what you're experiencing.

Or nothing is necessarily wrong.

You're just really fucking curious about yourself.

That's reason enough.

WHAT I'LL LOOK AT

I'll read your chart using Whole Sign House astrology and explore the placements, houses and larger patterns that stand out to me.

IF YOU WANT ME TO USE PLACIDUS - Please note this in the form at checkout.

I'll also look at your current astrological timing and themes that may be relevant over the coming year.

And if there's something specific you want me to pay attention to, tell me.

Career.

Relationships.

Divorce.

Creativity.

Family.

A major transition.

A decision you're considering.

Your intuitive side.

Or you can give me absolutely no agenda and let me tell you what catches my attention.

A NOTE ABOUT MY APPROACH

My clinical background and systems training influence the way I think about people, relationships, families and patterns.

But I don't use astrology to diagnose trauma.

I don't believe your chart can tell me every fact about you.

And I'm not going to tell you that Saturn has sentenced you to three years of misery or that Venus has selected your husband. 😂

Astrology is a lens. Not an authority over your life.

I'll give you my interpretation of what I see and the questions I think are worth exploring.

You decide what resonates and what you do with it.

NO ZOOM. NO SCHEDULING.

Once I have your birth information and anything specific you'd like me to explore, I'll record your personalized reading privately.

Your video will be delivered directly to your inbox within 48–72 business hours.

It's yours to keep.

Pause me.

Rewind me.

Take notes.

Come back six months later and hear something completely differently because your life has changed since the first time you listened.

Nobody has to coordinate a calendar to make it happen. 🙌

WHAT I NEED FROM YOU

I'll need your:

Date of birth
Birth location
Exact birth time, if known

You'll also have space to tell me what you're currently navigating or anything specific you'd like me to look at.

If you do not know your exact time - please guess or leave blank. Exact times will allow for a much further in-depth reading. If you leave blank, reading is subject to only the information made available. Brooke will not be able to predict or use Whole Sign astrology or give your Rising Sign.

WANT ME TO READ YOUR CHART?

You don't need to know astrology.

You don't need to know what questions you're “supposed” to ask.

And you definitely don't need another computer-generated paragraph explaining that your Moon sign means you're emotional. 😂

Send me your birth information. I'll take it from there.

RECORDED BIRTH CHART READING
Personalized video reading 60 minutes
Delivered within 48–72 business hours
No live appointment required

PLEASE NOTE: Orders are recorded during business hours M-F. If you purchase this on the weekend or holidays, please note there could be an additional 24 hours.

IMPORTANT

This is an astrological and educational service, not psychotherapy, mental-health treatment, medical care or legal advice.

My clinical background informs my perspective, but I am not acting as your therapist and this reading does not constitute clinical assessment or treatment.

Astrology is interpretive. I won't use your chart to diagnose physical or mental-health conditions or guarantee future events.