The Astrology of Alchemy
$888
Or, how to be visible when your life is on fucking fire.
Or, an artist’s guide to humanhood.
In this 8-week course, you’ll discover how to be visible when you’re literally falling apart.
And I’m not talking about performatively slapping a smile on your face and serving up some T. Swift “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart” eldest-daughter bullshit. I’m talking about actually FEELING EVERYTHING as it’s happening and learning how to let it fuel your art, your work, and your content.
And no, I don’t mean sharing your entire process online with a bunch of strangers. In many cases, that shit isn’t safe for you or the people involved. It can be retraumatizing in and of itself.
No. I’m talking about becoming an Artist instead of a Content Creator.
I’m talking about being a Muse instead of a Business Owner.
I’m talking about creating a life so orgasmic, so cozy, so unapologetically YOU that the process of becoming pays your bills and then some.
Not because you’ve figured out how to monetize every breakdown, but because you’ve learned how to make meaning, create beauty, and build a body of work from the life you’re actually living.
This is The Astrology of Alchemy.
An 8-week course in becoming.
What you’ll walk away with:
The ability to turn whatever the fuck is happening in your life into something that makes you money. Literally.
Because your life doesn’t have to be falling apart or financially supporting you. We’re going to work on making room for both.
How to show up and generate revenue when the world is on fire and you literally NEED to stay in bed until noon every day.
We’re not building a business that requires you to be a perfectly regulated, well-rested, perpetually inspired little productivity machine. We’re building one that can hold you through being a fucking human.
How to grief-proof your life and business.
So you can fall apart, crumble, grieve, change your mind, and manifest an entirely new reality all at the same fucking time.
Your ideal daily flow, based on your chart and your energy.
A way of working with yourself instead of against yourself, so you can move through whatever the fuck you’re moving through while creating your new world simultaneously.
How to give fewer fucks.
This is a deliverable I guarantee in every group I lead, and it comes with a money-back guarantee.
You will leave giving fewer fucks than when you arrived, or your money back.
Yes, I’m putting that in writing.
Because here’s the thing.
Life is gonna keep lifing.
You can wait until everything settles down to make your art, build your business, and become the person you know you’re here to be.
Or you can learn to ride the fucking waves.
To make meaning out of the mess. To create while you’re becoming. To make money while you’re figuring it out. To serve cunt while the plot is unfolding
The result?
A life you actually fucking love.
Not one you have to put on hold until you’ve healed enough, achieved enough, or finally gotten your shit together.
A life where you get to experience the full spectrum of being human, make art out of being alive, and get very well paid for the privilege.
Welcome to The Astrology of Alchemy.
Details:
We start
January 21st 2027 12pm PST | 2pm CST | 3pm EST
Every Thursday 90 mins for 8 weeks
Jan 21st-Mar 11th