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Chris Beecham | Zero Dollar Coach

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Business & Leadership Call with Chris

Business & Leadership Call with Chris

$250

Everyone brings you their problems.
Who do you bring yours to?

40 minutes. One-on-one with Chris. $250.

You have a team to lead, customers to keep, and decisions that don't come with an instruction manual. Sometimes you need an outside perspective from someone who has been responsible for all three.

This is your time. Bring one big situation, a list of questions, or the thing you haven't figured out how to explain yet. We'll work through as much as we can fit into 40 minutes.

Make the next move clearer.

We will separate the facts from the assumptions, compare your options, and turn the conversation into practical next steps. Before we finish, we will identify what to do first and what still needs an answer.

What do you want to talk about?

  • People: hiring, firing, raises, performance, or the employee everyone tiptoes around.

  • Leadership: accountability, delegation, difficult conversations, and being fair without getting walked on.

  • Sales: pricing, follow-up, closing, customers, and where business is slipping away.

  • Systems: broken handoffs, repeat mistakes, and why every decision still ends up on your desk.

  • Whatever is on your list: a new idea, a tough choice, or a second opinion before you make an expensive decision.

These are examples, not a menu you have to stick to. We can change topics. You don't need to buy a separate call because your sales question turned into an employee question.

The guy from the videos. Talking about your business.

I'm Chris Beecham, the Zero Dollar Coach. I've spent more than 20 years owning businesses, selling, hiring, managing teams, and paying for my own mistakes.

If you know my videos, you know I'll tell you what I think. On this call, I get to hear your side, ask questions, and apply that perspective to what you're actually dealing with.

I'll challenge your assumptions when it helps. Including the uncomfortable possibility that the problem has your name on the office door.

How it works

  1. Pick your time and book below. One payment of $250.

  2. Bring your questions. Put the most important ones first so we spend the time where it matters.

  3. Meet with me for a 40-minute video call on Google Meet. We'll talk through your options and practical next steps.

A few things worth knowing

Why does the calendar reserve 45 minutes?
You get 40 minutes with me. The extra five minutes are my buffer between sessions.

Do I need to own the company?
No. This call is for owners, managers, supervisors, and people leading a team.

Am I limited to one topic?
No. Ask as many questions as we can reasonably cover in 40 minutes.

Is this an ongoing coaching commitment?
No. You're booking one conversation with me. No subscription or ongoing support is included.

Can you guarantee a particular result?
No. You'll get my honest perspective and practical guidance, not a promise that one conversation fixes an entire business. This is business coaching, not legal, tax, or specialist advice.

Working through a decision this week?
The calendar shows available times in the next seven days. Pick a time that fits while it is available. If no time works, email chris@perch-merch.com.

Bring the whole list. Let's get into it.

Choose an available time in the next 7 days.

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What is your business and your role?
What would you like help with? Put your top questions first.
Total :US$250
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