F* The Banks, Get the Land ebook

In January 2015, we were foreclosed on.

By June, we were evicted.

By March 2016 — fourteen months later — we owned land. No bank. No mortgage broker. No credit approval.

This is the book I wish someone had handed me when we were sitting in borrowed rooms with three kids and no idea what came next.

F’ the Banks, Get the Land! is a real story and a real how-to guide from a real family — Adam and Eve Homesteading — who found and purchased land TWICE using owner financing (also called seller carry or contract for deed). We’ve included our actual search methods, our real deal numbers, annotated contract clauses from our two real closing documents, and every tool we wish we’d had when we started.

Why, "F' the banks"? because, fuggeddabowdit is too long, duh!

This is for you if:

• You’ve been told you can’t buy land without perfect credit or a 30-year mortgage

• You’re dreaming of a homestead, hobby farm, or a quiet piece of land to call yours

• You’ve never heard of owner financing — or you’ve heard of it but don’t know how to find it or ask for it

• You want to see exactly how a real family pulled this off — twice — with real documents

What’s inside:

✔ The complete story of how we went from foreclosed to landowners in 14 months

✔ How to find owner-financed land on 16 platforms (including ones most buyers never check)

✔ Our real listing tracker — the actual spreadsheet from our search

✔ Word-for-word scripts for calling sellers, messaging agents, and mailing off-market owners

✔ A full due diligence checklist — everything to ask before you sign anything

✔ Annotated contract clauses from our TWO real closing documents

✔ How to understand zoning, deed types, and the full process from down payment to recorded deed

✔ A complete glossary of land and finance terms in plain English

✔ Realistic expectations: what we got right, what the windstorm taught us, and what’s for the next guide

We did this broke, with three homeschooled kids, after losing everything. The method works. The 77 page book proves it.

Digital download. Instant access. $27.