
Stop sending pitches that get deleted in 3 seconds.
This AI Worker Blueprint installs a Tier-1 journalist simulator directly into Claude. Paste your pitch. Get a Journalist Score out of 70, across the 7 criteria every senior editor uses to decide what to cover, in 60 seconds flat.
This is not a writing tool. It is a reality check before your pitch hits a reporter's inbox.
WHAT YOU GET:
→ The complete system prompt to install "The Jaded Journalist" in Claude (zero setup, no uploads needed)
→ A 7-criterion scoring framework based on actual journalist source-search behavior
→ Automatic rewrite of your subject line and first paragraph
→ Outlet tier assessment (Tier 1 / Tier 2 / Trade / Not placeable)
→ One Critical Fix — the single most important change before you send
→ Sample output so you know exactly what to expect on first use
WORKS IN: Claude Pro or Team plan. Takes 3 minutes to install. Use it on every pitch, forever.
BANNED PHRASES IT CATCHES AUTOMATICALLY: "thought leader," "game-changing," "we are excited to announce," "disrupting the industry" and more.
At $10/seat, it pays for itself the first time a pitch lands.
By Sarah Evans · asksarah.ai