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Dylan Tettemer

Freelance Gig Audit

Freelance Gig Audit

$50

60 minutes. Just you and me on Zoom.

I'm going to pull up your portfolio, GitHub, LinkedIn, Upwork, and any other profile you use to land freelance work and tell you the truth about what's working, what's invisible, and what's actively costing you gigs.

No generic advice. No "improve your LinkedIn headline" fluff. Line-by-line feedback on your actual profiles, with the exact changes to make, in the exact order to make them.

Here's what we'll cover

Your positioning. Most devs sound exactly like every other dev online "full-stack developer passionate about clean code." We'll rewrite how you show up so the right clients stop and pay attention.

Your profiles, audited live. Portfolio, GitHub, LinkedIn, Upwork or whichever ones matter you use. I'll screen-share, walk through each one, and give you the fixes. You'll see exactly what a client sees and exactly what's stopping them from reaching out.

Your proof of work. What you're showcasing, how you're showcasing it, and what you should be showcasing instead. Most devs get this backwards. They show code, when clients want to see outcomes or how you can solve their problem(s).

Your pipeline. Where your next gig is actually going to come from based on your niche, your time, and what you're good at. Not a generic "try Upwork" answer. A specific plan.

What you'll walk away with

  • A list of every change to make on every profile, prioritized

  • A recording of the call so you can rewatch every recommendation

  • A clear answer to "what should I actually do next week to land a gig"

  • The confidence to stop second-guessing your setup and start getting responses

Who this is for

  • Self-taught devs who have the skills but can't figure out why clients aren't biting

  • Junior devs sick of sending applications into the void

  • Career-switchers who want their first $1K from code, not from a full-time role

  • Freelancers who've landed 1–2 gigs but can't get consistent inbound

Who this isn't for

  • Senior devs with $100K+ in freelance revenue (you know more than I can teach in 60 min)

  • People who want me to do the work for them (the audit gives you the map, you drive)

  • Anyone looking for a magic bullet. This is a real audit, not a motivational pep talk

Why me

I made $40,000 as a freelance software developer on the side while working a full-time job. No CS degree. No big-agency pedigree. Just the same profiles you're using right now, tuned until they actually worked.

I've been exactly where you are, and I remember exactly what changed. That's what I'm bringing into this call.

How it works

  1. You book a time that works for you

  2. You fill out a short intake form so I can audit your profiles before we meet — no wasted minutes

  3. We meet on Zoom for 60 minutes

  4. You walk away with a recording, written notes, and a clear action plan

Limited spots each month. When they're gone, they're gone until next month.

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Total :US$50