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The share market, explained like brunch gossip. 🥂 FREE Every Saturday.

• 📊 Warren Buffett's portfolio gossip

• 🗞️The week's share market drama. What companies came to the party and who left early.

• 📚 Plus the extra bits you need to know

Come. Sit. It's Granny Banks.

Darling, I've been investing since long before the Birkin was even a thing. I've outlasted every crash, every boom and every man who told me I wouldn't understand.

Finance isn't hard. It's just dressed badly and explained worse.

So every Saturday I put it in a better outfit and tell you what happened, in plain English, in about ten minutes.

I keep the score of what Warren Buffett is doing. And why.

Because honey, once you know the why, the headlines hit like a weak cocktail. All fuss, no kick.

I give you a little bit of tea on who is who, and what is what. Because honey, I want you to leave with knowledge in your pocket, like the fabulous woman that you are.

I'll never tell you what to buy. I narrate, darling. What you do with your own money is your business. 💰

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The fine print, darling: Granny Banks is a fictional character. The newsletters are AI-drafted and human edited. Granny's AI agent researches the public news and creates your newsletter with wit and humour, in Granny Banks tone of voice. Educating you in a newsletter you actually want to read. All dollars in the newsletters are theoretical. The Gran Plan is general education, not financial advice, and nothing in it is a suggestion to buy or sell anything. For real money, see a licensed adviser. In good shoes.

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