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Make this the cycle you stop guessing, stop going it alone, and start outperforming.
A few years ago, I was stuck in a soul-sucking desk job.
The kind of place where dreams went to die.
When I found crypto, it belittled anything else I had ever done.
I wasn't a professional investor, but I became obsessed with finding value I could actually observe, built around a simple thesis: attention leads to buying flows.
Over eight years, that thinking became the foundation of my research and writing. I became the most-followed writer on Medium for Crypto and NFT research and developed a framework that helped me find value, understand why I owned an asset and have the confidence to squeeze the juice from the opportunity.
But I learned plenty the expensive way.
I chased pumps, bought tops, panic-sold lows, overtraded, blasted money into micro-caps and even used leverage.
Eventually, I realised outperforming was more about having a framework around observable value vs trying to take a calculated guess.
That's what we build on your 1-2-1 strategy call.
We look at where you are now, what you own, your goals and time horizon, then build a clear framework around finding value and positioning.
You won't leave with a bunch of theories.
You'll leave knowing what you're doing, why you're doing it and with the confidence to stop second-guessing every decision.
What We'll Cover
✓ Build a portfolio that matches your goals and risk tolerance.
✓ Identify your biggest investing blind spots.
✓ Create a framework so you're no longer reacting to every headline.
✓ Capital allocation and position sizing.
✓ Profit-taking and exit strategies.
✓ Managing volatility without making emotional decisions.
✓ My view of the current market and where I see the highest-probability opportunities.
✓ Ask me anything in a relaxed, no-pressure environment.
You'll Leave With
• A clear investing framework tailored to your goals.
• More confidence in your decisions.
• Less noise and fewer second guesses.
• A portfolio strategy you genuinely understand.
• A practical action plan you can implement immediately.
Why Book a Strategy Call?
The biggest breakthroughs rarely come from finding another coin.
They come from understanding what you own, why you own it and having a framework for what you do next.
That's what this call is built for.
We strip away the noise, pressure-test your current thinking and build a strategy around your assets, risk and time horizon.
Sometimes one conversation can save you months of second-guessing and thousands in expensive decisions.
The goal isn't to tell you what to think.
It's to give you a framework so you can think independently long after the call ends.
And because I know cash flow matters, you don't have to pay for the call upfront.
You can spread the cost using the finance option.
Thinking About the Founding Membership Instead?
If you're looking for ongoing support rather than a one-off conversation, the Carrot Lane Founding Membership includes:
✓ This same private 1:1 Strategy Call (£130 value)
✓ My Crypto Wealth Playbook (£75 value)
✓ One year of access to the Carrot Lane Founding Membership
✓ Daily discussions with 70+ serious crypto investors from around the world
✓ Monthly live calls with founders, builders and experienced investors
✓ All of my written research and market updates
✓ Ongoing support, accountability and a trusted sounding board throughout the market cycle
That's £165 of value before you even step into the membership.
For £380 billed per year (£32 a month), you don't just get one conversation you get a proven framework, a trusted network and ongoing support to help you make better decisions throughout the entire cycle.
If you're serious about making this the last crypto cycle you guess, go it alone, and want to start outperforming, I'd recommend starting with the Carrot Lane Founding Membership.