1:1 Consult Your Green GLOWUP🔥

$199

Personalized Cannabis Consultations with Stephanie Eastman

You’ve been curious for a while now...

scrolling through weedtok, wondering why some people are out here using cannabis to sleep like babies, have next-level sex, crush their workdays, and feel more like themselves…

while you’re still saying,

“I tried it once and it made me paranoid,”

“I don’t even know where to start.”

Well bb....that’s exactly why I’m here.

⸻

✨ What This Is

A 30-minute private consultation where I help you understand exactly how cannabis fits into your body, your lifestyle, and your goals.

This isn’t about getting high..

it’s about getting in tune with yourself.

Think of me as your cannabis bestie meets wellness strategist..

the one who helps you stop guessing, stop wasting money on products that don’t work, and finally start using cannabis intentionally for what you actually need.

⸻

🤌🏼 What We’ll Cover (Custom to You)

We’ll pinpoint your unique Endocannabinoid Blueprint and talk through:

💚 Your current relationship with cannabis — what’s working, what’s not

💚 The exact products and dosages that fit your body + brain chemistry

💚 How to use cannabis for your biggest goals (better sleep, focus, sex, stress, creativity, ADHD, anxiety, etc.)

💚 Routines and rituals that make weed work for you, not against you

💚 What to stop wasting money and energy on

By the end, you’ll walk away with a personalized written Green Game Plan...

your roadmap to use cannabis with confidence, clarity, and purpose.

⸻

🚫 The Real Problem (And Why You’re Stuck)

Lezzz be honest...

most women were never taught how to use cannabis safely, intentionally, or effectively.

So what happens?

You:

• Buy random edibles that send you to another galaxy 🌌

• Rely on budtenders who don’t understand your body

• Think cannabis “isn’t for you” when it was literally made to help you thrive

• Keep white-knuckling your anxiety, insomnia, or focus issues

• Miss out on the pleasure, peace, and power that’s one right dose away

😂You don’t need another “try this strain” TikTok..

You need a strategy, a plan, and a woman who gets it.

⸻

🧠 Why This Is a No-F*cking-Brainer

For $199, you get 30 minutes of my brain...

aka years of cannabis product expertise, wellness education, and real-world experimentation distilled into your personalized plan.

You’ll save:

💸 Hundreds on trial-and-error products

🕒 Hours of confusion and overwhelm

😩 Years of feeling like cannabis “just isn’t for you”

And instead, you’ll:

🔥 Finally find your sweet spot

🔥 Feel calmer, clearer, and more in control

🔥 Use cannabis as your secret weapon for focus, pleasure, and success

⸻

💌 This Call Is For You If:

✔ You’ve tried cannabis before but didn’t get the results you wanted

✔ You’re ready to replace anxiety, sleepless nights, or burnout with peace + focus

✔ You want to start your wellness era — without pharmaceuticals or overwhelm

✔ You’re curious about using cannabis but don’t know where to start

✔ You’re ready to stop numbing out and start tuning in

⸻

🌸 What You’ll Leave With

✅ A clear understanding of how cannabis supports your unique mind + body

✅ Product + dosage recommendations (no guessing, no bad trips)

✅ A ritual plan that fits into your daily routine

✅ Confidence + clarity to start using cannabis intentionally

✅ A sneak peek of how to keep leveling up inside The Green Academy

⸻

If you're wondering...

"Will this make me lazy?"

Quite the opposite. For the high-achieving brain, the right dose acts like a 'focus filter.' You'll do more in 3 hours than you currently do in 3 days because you aren't fighting your own brain.

But also...you'll be able to relax and rest if that's what you need!

"I don't want to smell like smoke or look unprofessional."

We focus on discreet, modern delivery - tinctures, mints, drinks, and smart-dosing cannabis that fits into a busy lifestyle, not a dorm room.

⚡️ Ready to Work Together?

Your body already has the system..

I’ll show you how to use it.

Your only job? Show up, be open, and get ready to feel GOOD.

⭐️ Book Your 1:1 Session Now ⭐️

Grab Your 30-Min Green Glow-Up for $199

✨Because when women learn to use cannabis intentionally…

they stop surviving...and start thriving. ✨

If by the end of our 30 minutes together you don't feel like you'll be getting a 100% clear roadmap to replace your "Wine Down" or "White-Knuckling" with a functional cannabis ritual, I’ll refund your investment on the spot.

I’m here to save you time, not add another item to your to-do list.

Plus..I know you're going to LOVE these new options!!

1:1 Consult Your Green GLOWUP🔥

$199

Personalized Cannabis Consultations with Stephanie Eastman

You’ve been curious for a while now...

scrolling through weedtok, wondering why some people are out here using cannabis to sleep like babies, have next-level sex, crush their workdays, and feel more like themselves…

while you’re still saying,

“I tried it once and it made me paranoid,”

“I don’t even know where to start.”

Well bb....that’s exactly why I’m here.

⸻

✨ What This Is

A 30-minute private consultation where I help you understand exactly how cannabis fits into your body, your lifestyle, and your goals.

This isn’t about getting high..

it’s about getting in tune with yourself.

Think of me as your cannabis bestie meets wellness strategist..

the one who helps you stop guessing, stop wasting money on products that don’t work, and finally start using cannabis intentionally for what you actually need.

⸻

🤌🏼 What We’ll Cover (Custom to You)

We’ll pinpoint your unique Endocannabinoid Blueprint and talk through:

💚 Your current relationship with cannabis — what’s working, what’s not

💚 The exact products and dosages that fit your body + brain chemistry

💚 How to use cannabis for your biggest goals (better sleep, focus, sex, stress, creativity, ADHD, anxiety, etc.)

💚 Routines and rituals that make weed work for you, not against you

💚 What to stop wasting money and energy on

By the end, you’ll walk away with a personalized written Green Game Plan...

your roadmap to use cannabis with confidence, clarity, and purpose.

⸻

🚫 The Real Problem (And Why You’re Stuck)

Lezzz be honest...

most women were never taught how to use cannabis safely, intentionally, or effectively.

So what happens?

You:

• Buy random edibles that send you to another galaxy 🌌

• Rely on budtenders who don’t understand your body

• Think cannabis “isn’t for you” when it was literally made to help you thrive

• Keep white-knuckling your anxiety, insomnia, or focus issues

• Miss out on the pleasure, peace, and power that’s one right dose away

😂You don’t need another “try this strain” TikTok..

You need a strategy, a plan, and a woman who gets it.

⸻

🧠 Why This Is a No-F*cking-Brainer

For $199, you get 30 minutes of my brain...

aka years of cannabis product expertise, wellness education, and real-world experimentation distilled into your personalized plan.

You’ll save:

💸 Hundreds on trial-and-error products

🕒 Hours of confusion and overwhelm

😩 Years of feeling like cannabis “just isn’t for you”

And instead, you’ll:

🔥 Finally find your sweet spot

🔥 Feel calmer, clearer, and more in control

🔥 Use cannabis as your secret weapon for focus, pleasure, and success

⸻

💌 This Call Is For You If:

✔ You’ve tried cannabis before but didn’t get the results you wanted

✔ You’re ready to replace anxiety, sleepless nights, or burnout with peace + focus

✔ You want to start your wellness era — without pharmaceuticals or overwhelm

✔ You’re curious about using cannabis but don’t know where to start

✔ You’re ready to stop numbing out and start tuning in

⸻

🌸 What You’ll Leave With

✅ A clear understanding of how cannabis supports your unique mind + body

✅ Product + dosage recommendations (no guessing, no bad trips)

✅ A ritual plan that fits into your daily routine

✅ Confidence + clarity to start using cannabis intentionally

✅ A sneak peek of how to keep leveling up inside The Green Academy

⸻

If you're wondering...

"Will this make me lazy?"

Quite the opposite. For the high-achieving brain, the right dose acts like a 'focus filter.' You'll do more in 3 hours than you currently do in 3 days because you aren't fighting your own brain.

But also...you'll be able to relax and rest if that's what you need!

"I don't want to smell like smoke or look unprofessional."

We focus on discreet, modern delivery - tinctures, mints, drinks, and smart-dosing cannabis that fits into a busy lifestyle, not a dorm room.

⚡️ Ready to Work Together?

Your body already has the system..

I’ll show you how to use it.

Your only job? Show up, be open, and get ready to feel GOOD.

⭐️ Book Your 1:1 Session Now ⭐️

Grab Your 30-Min Green Glow-Up for $199

✨Because when women learn to use cannabis intentionally…

they stop surviving...and start thriving. ✨

I’m here to save you time, not add another item to your to-do list.

Plus..I know you're going to LOVE these new options!!