Trash Chart Report

Ever wonder why you keep finding yourself in the same situations, attracting the same dynamics, or struggling with patterns you thought you’d already outgrown?

Maybe you've spent years trying to understand why certain patterns keep repeating themselves, why certain relationships seem to bring out the worst parts of you, or why some areas of your life feel like an uphill battle no matter how much work you've put into them.

While we may not always have control over the circumstances we encounter, I believe we are so much more than the things that have happened to us. Even the most challenging configurations in our charts can offer valuable insight into our experiences, the patterns we've developed, and how we can work with those challenges to create something meaningful.

Through traditional astrology and a trauma-informed lens, the Trash Chart Report explores these more challenging configurations to help you better understand how they may have shaped your experiences, recognize recurring patterns, and discover opportunities to approach them differently.

What’s Inside Your Report:

✦ Your Chart’s Challenges: Basically the "trash" of your chart. Difficult planetary placements, aspects, and configurations, and how they may manifest in your life.

✦ Emotional + Behavioral Patterns: Themes involving fear, shame, control, avoidance, vulnerability, and self-protection.

✦ Relationships + Attachment: Patterns surrounding intimacy, trust, boundaries, power dynamics, and interpersonal relationships.

✦ Trauma + Conditioning: How difficult experiences and learned responses may interact with the themes represented in your chart.

✦ Growth + Transformation: How to work with challenging configurations, develop greater self-awareness, and begin making more conscious choices.

What You’ll Receive:

A comprehensive, personalized written astrology report examining the more difficult configurations in your natal chart, the patterns they may represent, and opportunities for growth, healing, and personal transformation. While I do use a mix of modalities within my practice, this is a reading based on your whole sign chart!

Please Read Before Purchasing

✦ This is a personalized written report, not a live reading or consultation. Your completed report will be delivered via email within 14 business days (Monday–Friday, excluding holidays) after all required information has been submitted.

✦ Birth Information Accuracy: Please double-check all birth information before submitting your order. Birth dates must be entered in MONTH/DAY/YEAR format, along with your accurate birth time and birthplace.

✦ You are responsible for ensuring all information is correct. I am not responsible for errors resulting from incorrectly submitted birth data and will not provide revisions, replacements, or refunds in these circumstances.

✦ Please allow the full delivery window. Emails requesting updates or asking when your report will be ready will not receive a response. Your purchase does not include follow-up questions or additional consultations.

✦ Readings for Others: Due to the personal and sensitive nature of my work, I only prepare astrology reports for individuals who have personally chosen to receive them. I do not offer reports purchased on behalf of partners, family members, or children. This is an 18+ reading.

✦ All purchases are final and nonrefundable, subject to applicable law. If your report has not arrived after the delivery window, you may contact support. Please see my full terms + conditions for any questions.

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